How Not to Write A Game Review
It doesn’t start as a bad review, but the reviewer just gets too caught up in being clever instead of reviewing the game. I mean it’s fine being clever, but that should have stopped after the first full paragraph. Instead it really muddles the whole review, making it rather confusing and hard to follow. Especially because after reading it it seemed like they didn’t like the game, and yet looking at the score they apparently gave it a “B.”
There are some other problems with it, but mainly the lesson to be learned is know when to stop being clever and get back to the task at hand.
